To maintain a healthy level of Sanity....

I highly recommend the following:


* At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

*Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice !

* Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

*Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

* In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For Marijuana'

* Finish all your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

*Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get!

* Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat. Maintain a serious face!

* Specify that your drive-through order is 'To Go.'

*Sing along at the opera.

* Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

* Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

* When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'

*When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

* Tell your children over dinner, due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.

* And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity: Show This To Someone To Make Them Smile.

It's called: THERAPY