Sunday, 28 September 2008

BEACH PARTY!!!!!!!!!

Come shake your cute little bums to some awesome tunes on Tribe’s newest tropical island!!!!!! The incredible Max Kleene will be playing…..this guy ROCKS! Good music, great times…..and gorgeous sexy people (that’s YOU of course!!!!) Beachwear is the attire of choice as this is YOUR chance for your 15 minutes of fame! (Psssssssssst…….we will be filming the fun as part of our TRIBE video!!!!! ) WHEN??? Saturday, October 4th at 3 p.m. SL time! WHAT??? Dancing, prizes and tons of FUN! More details and landmark to follow…so keep a lookout!!!!

Hope to see ALL of you there!

Monday, 22 September 2008

Take a peek.....

at this cool new machinima!!!!! One of our waaaaaaaaaay cool residents made it!!! Hope you enjoy! I hear there's more to follow!!!!!

Photo Contest !!!!!!!

Hey all you fashion friends, nobody admires you? Then its time you take part of our Splendeurs contest on Flickr!

Join the Splendeurs group@Flickr and paste your best pics with Splendeurs clothes or tattoes there. The best pic is winning an award of 200 L$. The contest ends at 30th of Sept 2008.

Tuesday, 16 September 2008

The Punny Things in Life....

It is said that the ability to make and understand PUNS is the highest level of language development. Here are the top 10 winners in the International Pun Contest.

1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The Stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.

2. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, 'Dam!'

3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

4. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says, 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'

5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. But why they asked, as they moved off. 'Because,' he said, 'I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.'

7. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Ahmal. The other goes to a family in Spain they name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, 'They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.'

8. A group of friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to 'persuade' them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also atevery little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is SO BAD,
it's good) a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

10. And, finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

Which is YOUR favorite?? I'll show you mine if you show me yours! :-)

Sunday, 7 September 2008

To maintain a healthy level of Sanity....

I highly recommend the following:

* At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

*Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice !

* Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

*Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

* In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For Marijuana'

* Finish all your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

*Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get!

* Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat. Maintain a serious face!

* Specify that your drive-through order is 'To Go.'

*Sing along at the opera.

* Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

* Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

* When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'

*When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

* Tell your children over dinner, due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.

* And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity: Show This To Someone To Make Them Smile.

It's called: THERAPY